and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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