"it" just moved
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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