my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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