So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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