oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
