He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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