This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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