Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
