Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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