I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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