you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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