I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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