Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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