He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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