I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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