I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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