how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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