.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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