Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
