But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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