You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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