Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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