im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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