I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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