No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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