How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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