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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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