The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
