Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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