Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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