do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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