Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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