ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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