she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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