I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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