Kiss
Puke
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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