Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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