every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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