It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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