So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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