I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she woke up with a sticky ear
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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