let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
