out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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