with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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