Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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