I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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