Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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