whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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