I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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