The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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