god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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