his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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