That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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