you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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